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The life of a CBD Content Writer
It’s not just the money and the lifestyle, there’s also the glamour and the fame….and the women!
The shimmering gold Gulfstream jet slowly taxied along the tarmac, taking its time to pull up to the waiting ramp truck.
The small group with me comprised three young businessmen from a growing CBD marketing firm, a selection of sexy young models in tight clothes, a local budtender with a gift box of his finest nugs, and Turkish Gary, whose falafel truck sat idling nearby.
The larger crowd was waiting behind the ropes in the terminal. The security guards were still keeping a lid on the pandemonium…so far.
I found myself shaking a little. It was really happening, and I was here to witness it!
After a short wait that seemed like an eternity, the door of the jet cracked open. A billowing cloud of smoke erupted from inside.
Suddenly, through the smoke burst forth a dazzling laser light show and a booming beat.
Beside me a little shriek, some muted giggling, then suddenly it was all quiet again. (Except for the booming beat.)
I had been assigned to cover the arrival of a VIP passing through town. Famous celebs like Kid Rock and the woman from Tiger King had come through lately, but I let the other reporters cover them.
I was holding out for someone special. Someone making a real difference in the world. A CBD copywriting phenom named Mr. C.
Out from the smoke a hand emerged.
A hand wearing an enormous and gaudy pinky ring, wrapped around an even more enormous and enormously gaudy cane. Gold gleamed and rubies sparkled in the late afternoon sun.
Suddenly he stood before us.
He seemed as if a god, the whole universe conspiring to make his appearance as stunning as could be imagined.
Decked out in an immaculate, most righteous purple suit. From the bottom of his white patent leather shoes, the gaiters, the vest with some glittery stuff on it, to the wide-brimmed hat up top – it strains my vocabulary to describe how amazing he looked.
There was a reason David Bowie made sure to never be at the same place at the same time as Mr. C.
As he reached the bottom of the steps, the CBD guys rushed up to greet him.
Mr. C. slowly raised his hand, his palm facing the men, stopping them dead in their tracks.
As if like magic, the booming beat subsided. He began to speak.
“Quick question: Who is better? Vaynerchuck or Cardone? Go!”
The conversation ramped up instantly. Soon the men were arguing among themselves. Mr. C. smiled, stepped aside, then made his way to the waiting budtender.
He accepted the kind man’s gift, and thanked him graciously. At the exact appropriate moment he excused himself, then finally acknowledged the models.
I stood waiting for my chance to speak with Mr. C., while he and all the girls scrunched up in a big group hug that lasted a really long time.
On the other side of me Mr. C.’s assistant was taking a headcount and placing an order with Turkish Gary.
Mr. C. and the models started moving towards the waiting limo, a sexy, horny blob.
The chauffeur opened the door and Mr. C. slid inside. Seconds later the CBD copywriter’s head popped out. “Sorry girls, there’s not much room, so somebody is going to have to sit on my lap!”
The models started giggling and rushed for the chance to be his choice.
The CBD guys kept arguing as they walked to their car parked behind the limo.
Soon I was alone on the tarmac.
A CBD content writer like you won’t believe.
Upgrade your beauty products, or else…
Your future you will be mad at today’s you if you don’t make the switch!
The future is coming, no matter what.
Imagine how you will feel in the future, looking back on today.
Will you be happy, because you see yourself making the positive changes you need to make your future the best it can possibly be?
Or will you be sad, knowing you didn’t bother to take the simplest steps to make your life in the future even better?
Everybody says looks don’t matter, but that’s not true.
You might not care how another person looks, but it matters a lot to you how YOU look!
When you look good, you feel good. That’s how it works.
Am I right? Yes, of course I am.
So think about something as simple as caring for the skin around your eyes.
Your eyes are the first place the other person looks, and when there are lines and puffiness around your eyes you don’t look your best. You just don’t.
So that’s why you started using an eye serum, to minimize the appearance of fine lines, and to control the puffiness under your eyes. It makes your eyes look better, and you feel better.
So you took that simple step. Your today you can thank your past you!
Over the last few years new products have been introduced, bringing fresh and exciting benefits better than what you’ve been using.
This is something special, because these natural ingredients were difficult to find in the past.
Modern research and production processes have combined to unleash a wave of new options the beauty and wellness world hasn’t seen before!
Now you can replace your old eye serum and upgrade to the modern eye serums, fortified with CBD. What does that mean?
That means you are at the cutting edge of beauty science, using powerful natural compounds and antioxidants that combat inflammation. The same inflammation that causes your eyes to look puffy and swollen.
Can you still justify using your old outdated product, when the new option promises to be better than ever?
So once again, imagine your future self.
Will you feel happy looking back on today?
Are you smiling because you know you made the right choices?
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Could CBD provide relief from his painful headaches?
I would tell him, if he would only listen…
My buddy Scott is a smart guy. Maybe too smart. Sometimes it seems like he thinks he knows everything.
This makes it tough when I try to tell him how people are using CBD products to help them deal with the misery of debilitating headaches.
He has been like a medical guinea pig his whole life, looking for something to help him with his crippling migraines. When a headache hits him hard he might be down for days.
He lays there alone in in his dark bedroom. The pain is so severe that he can’t even look at his phone. He can only wait, anxiously praying for the pain to leave.
Some treatments have helped him, others have worked for just a little while. Most of them didn’t work at all.
So I understand his skepticism. But I also keep hearing people tell how CBD has been an important part of their healing journey.
If he would listen…
I would tell him to read for himself the customer reviews of the various CBD products people are using for pain relief. These people are trying to help others feel better. They found something that worked for them, and they are telling their stories.
That is how the world has worked, as long as people have been here.
Somebody has a problem, they find a way to fix it, then they tell somebody else how they did it. Not everything works the same for everybody, but you will probably recognize situations like your own.
If it worked for someone else, it might work for you. Can’t hurt to try.
I would ask him to pick out a couple of CBD products, maybe a cream and a tincture, and try them. Prove to himself that they can work for him, or they can’t.
Really try them. There is an art to getting the balance just right with CBD. Your results can get better as you dial in the dosage. Learn what dosages work for other folks, and how often they use it. Try what they recommend, then adjust it for you til it’s perfect.
Finally, I’d suggest he appreciate even small improvements in how he feels. Nobody is saying that CBD cures migraines, but what they are saying is that the CBD is helping them live better lives.
You don’t have to keep suffering.
A half-empty bottle of my CBD lotion beside my son’s laptop?
Did he pull a muscle?
It says right on the bottle that applying the CBD lotion stimulates blood flow and helps you ease the tension.
Maybe he is moisturizing his skin. A lot.
I hadn’t thought about it before, but his palms are looking much more healthy and hydrated lately.
I bet he’s using it to reduce anxiety.
The lotion says just rub it in and you’ll enjoy a state of peace, both physically and emotionally.
One thing I know is it makes him happy.
When he comes out of his bedroom he carries the faint scent of lotion on his hands and a smile on his face.
Get a little for yourself!
Is CBD the new, natural, and even BETTER Viagara?
Why it could be, and why the little blue pill-pushers want me to shut up!
After spending the last year at home with nothing to do, now we’re in the middle of a baby boom!
I guess not everyone was binge watching TV after all.
Unfortunately, some couples didn’t get to enjoy it as much as others. The guys who were sitting on the sidelines with a boner bust. 🙁
A cold, hard fact of life; getting it up becomes a delicate magical gift as a man grows older.
Another fact; most guys don’t do anything to make it better. It just keeps getting worse.
Add in tough times and it’s a recipe for disaster.
I’m talking downward spiral.
- First comes the performance anxiety. You’re always nervous that this time you won’t be able to rise to the occasion.
- Next comes the stress. Nothing is worse than imagining what your partner is thinking while you struggle with your limp noodle.
- Soon the idea of playing around with your partner isn’t fun anymore, and that’s bad news for a relationship.
Doctors are happy to write out an expensive prescription for their ED pills, but this doesn’t really fix the problem. Every time you want to get frisky you still have to pop a pill and wait.
I was reading about how pharmaceutical erectile dysfunction pills work. As your body ages, your circulation decreases. For a man, who needs a strong blood flow to get an erection, this causes an embarrassing problem.
The blue pill works by relaxing the walls of blood vessels and allowing a stronger blood flow to the penis. You have a short window of time when it will work.
But recent research on CBD oil has doctors saying it might work in some ways like a natural Viagara. One that is even better!
First, because it’s natural and low-risk. Even the Mayo Clinic says CBD oil is generally safe if you follow proper usage guidelines.
Next, because CBD is a simple way to relieve anxiety and enhance relaxation. While CBD products come from the cannabis plant, CBD oil does not get you high. It just helps you feel better.
Finally – and this is the big thing that nobody is talking about, but will be big news someday – researchers are learning how CBD oil can have positive results both short-term and long-term in relaxing the circulation system and increasing blood flow.
That’s me trying to explain it simply in laymen’s terms. If you want to hear it from the researchers themselves: Is the cardiovascular system a therapeutic target for cannabidiol?
So there you go. Sort of a grey cloud, but with a silver lining!
Time makes it so the older a man gets, the more difficult it is to get and keep an erection. No way to escape that.
But with some effort and adjustments you can take back your manhood and enjoy a happy, healthy sex life today, and far into the future.
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Is CBD Oil Safe?
Is CBD oil really safe for you to use? Or, are there hidden side effects of CBD that you need to know?
After years of “Just Say No” and D.A.R.E. pounding the message into our heads that “Drugs are bad, mmkay?”, no wonder people are confused.
Yesterday, an evil pot plant was going to sneak up behind you and steal your lunch money. Today you see the marijuana leaf on signs all over town, and even on items at the grocery and the beauty shop!
What is going on?
Here is a (very) short recap:
- For all of human history, cannabis was recognized as a useful medicinal plant. It was listed in Pharmacopeias (the official listing of medical treatments) around the world for centuries.
- One day, some politicians got the idea that cannabis was suddenly bad. They passed a bunch of laws against using or even studying cannabis, and started putting people in jail. Over and over they kept telling us that cannabis was the worst thing ever.
- Some level-headed people kept reminding us that “Hey, we used cannabis forever and it was never a problem – until they decided it was. Here, see all these old books showing how it helped us feel happier and healthier! Remember feeling good?”
- Finally, after generations, the message got through. After a lot of hard work, we are once again able to enjoy using cannabis and products like CBD to improve our lives.
But people are still confused. They don’t know why yesterday it was bad, but now it is supposed to be good. What is the bottom line?
Is CBD oil really safe? Yes.
According to the Mayo Clinic, generally the side effects of CBD are mild:
Though it’s often well-tolerated, CBD can cause side effects, such as dry mouth, diarrhea, reduced appetite, drowsiness and fatigue.
What are the benefits of CBD — and is it safe to use?
But be aware that there might be issues with other medications you are taking. Talk to your doctor before using CBD to make sure there will be no interactions.
That’s it! There’s nothing to be scared about.
If you were concerned if CBD oil is safe, you can feel better knowing that there is little to risk, and lots to gain.
Can CBD help save the relationship?
Abigail loves her toy poodle, Petey. She calls him her “little man.”
Abigail always wanted a dog, but her long hours at the office kept her from getting one. Suddenly, her situation had changed. Now she was working from home, and for months on end she spent most of her time alone.
Abigail was getting lonely. She had started scrolling through the photos on her local pet shelter’s website. She was almost ready to make a decision. The moment she laid eyes on Petey it was love at first sight.
The next morning Petey was so happy to leave the shelter with Abigail. He had spent a long time waiting for his new home. Now he was ready to celebrate!
She was pleasantly surprised at how energetic and playful Petey was, even for an older dog. When she adopted him the shelter explained that toy poodles are special dogs. They are intelligent, high-energy, and very social. They need lots of exercise and attention.
While Abigail was working at home it was nice to have Petey around. To keep her company, and to keep her moving. She was always playing with him, and getting dragged along for long walks. (Abigail even lost a little weight from getting so much exercise!)
After several months she got called back to work, and back to her long office hours. Fortunately she lived close to work, so it was no problem to pop back to see Petey every few hours.
When she worked at home she and Petey had the whole day to spend together. There was time for the long walks he needed to burn off his excess energy. Now, Petey was alone. He was not reacting well.
Everything had been perfect before. Now, Petey was chewing on things around the house and soiling the carpets. He wasn’t the same lovable dog who had come along and brightened up her life.
Abigail called the shelter to see if they could help. She learned that toy poodles can be very anxious and difficult if they don’t get to exercise or socialize.
But with work during the day and being tired at night, she didn’t have the time or energy to entertain Petey like she had before.
What was she going to do? She loved Petey, but she needed her job.
The next day at work her boss, Mr. Johnson, noticed that Abigail was looking kind of sad. He asked if she was okay. After explaining how she was having trouble with Petey, Mr. Johnson began to smile.
Abigail thought that was an odd reaction to such a sad story, but Mr. Johnson started to speak. He told her about his pair of poodles at home, so he understood exactly what she was dealing with.
He explained how it was a shock for a poodle to suddenly be alone like that, especially for a shelter dog.
Mr. Johnson raised his finger up in a motion for her to wait, then walked back into his office and picked up the phone.
Minutes later he returned, reached over the desk, and placed an index card in front of Abigail. On the card was scribbled ‘CBD’.
Mrs. Johnson’s secret weapon when their pups were acting up. The dogs are happy for a tasty treat, and their humans enjoy more relaxed poodles.
Mr. Johnson had been talking to his wife. She suggested that Petey be invited to visit Abigail at the office whenever he wanted. Mr. Johnson agreed.
Abigail couldn’t wait to tell Petey the news! She rushed home after work and bolted through the door. Petey was waiting for her, jumping up and down. His tail wagging so fast it was a blur.
Looking down, Abigail noticed that Petey had left her a ‘gift’ on the carpet by the door. He stood beside her and watched as she cleaned up his mess. Thanks, Petey.
Washing her hands, she grabbed Petey’s leash and they walked to the dog park. Abigail was happy to see him running around like a puppy and having fun again. She missed these times. She was also happy to know he would be spending more time with her at work.
While Petey ran around free inside the dog park, Abigail pulled out her phone and learned more about CBD dog treats. She remembered seeing a box of these treats at the shelter, but she did not realize what they were.
She scrolled through the product reviews for the most popular products. Over and over she heard stories of pets suffering from anxiety, and how they found relief just by enjoying this special snack. Some of the products had hundreds of positive reviews!
One lady said her dog loves the tasty treats, and there’s no more anxiety when he’s riding in the car. Another said that her older dog experienced less joint stiffness, and now he could move around better.
Abigail had not even thought of this! Petey was starting to get older. She would have to make sure he kept feeling well both physically and mentally. It was comforting to learn there was a simple solution by giving him CBD dog treats, and one that Petey would love.
Now we reach the happy ending to the story!
The next day Petey stayed home alone until lunchtime. After lunch, Abigail walked him to her office. He stayed with her a few hours until her next break, when he went back home until she came back that afternoon.
This was the schedule most days. There were occasional ‘accidents’ while he was home alone, Petey was getting better. He definitely seemed much happier.
The morning after the CBD dog treats arrived she gave one to Petey before she left for work. He gobbled it down like a rare steak.
When she came home for lunch Petey was waiting for her like always, but there were no special ‘gifts’. He was the same good boy she loved so much, just with less of his jittery anxiety.
Abigail imagined Petey felt better, and she felt better because of this.
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If you’re like most folks, you have heard of CBD. For the last couple of years it seems like everybody is talking about it. But why?
I had heard about CBD, but I didn’t know what it was all about. It wasn’t until one day my mom was telling me about how her dog was having seizures. Canine epilepsy was the diagnosis.
At the vet she was asking the doctor what she could do to help. The doctor recommended my mother start giving her dog CBD oil. She explained how studies were showing that CBD oil could help reduce the frequency of seizures.
Unfortunately, her dog eventually died. The CBD oil hadn’t stopped the seizures, but my mother believed that they happened less often, and were less severe. As far as she was concerned the CBD oil had made things better for her dog.
As I explained on my About page, my first experience with the therapeutic use of cannabis I saw sick people feeling better. I understood how cannabis could help, and supported the idea.
Over the years I didn’t pay much attention to the development and application of cannabis and CBD products. I saw a ‘green wave’ of medical marijuana across the states, so that was good. But it took my mom telling me about CBD to understand how much it offers.
Now I am learning about the Cannabis and all the new ways people are using it to make their lives better. As I learn more I will write about it here.
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